When Birds Attack

Apparantly the winged creatures that inhabit the trees that nestle up to our house believe my car is a toilet.  I emerged from our abode today only to discover that I had more than ten unique deposits on my car.  It was covered–the hood, windshield, side windows, and trunk.  They didn’t miss any of it.  It was one of the most disgusting things I witnessed in recent memory.

I actually stopped at a gas station to wash it down with one of those plastic car mops.  I’m about to join my wife in hating birds.

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Posted on May 21, 2009, in Uncategorized. Bookmark the permalink. 1 Comment.

  1. Our car got hammered last weekend when we visited you as well. We counted 14 ‘gifts’. And we’re not just talking little droppings– they are gigantic bombs from those mourning doves that perch on your roof and rain gutters. Did they really need to make it to the ark in time??

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